JDBM8
Posted on 2021-02-07 16:48:08 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)    (Report as spam)
This is it, my magnum opus. I didn't know this morning that I was gonna do this today, but here we are I guess. I haven't even finished watching yesterday's VOD, thats how urgent this is. Once again, I underestimated the stupid part of my brain and how it not only had something to say for every rhyme, but also how it was able to sort it into groups of various topics. I challenge anyone to try and sing this with a straight face. Lastly, I guess this is now the inofficial anthem of the egg PAC. Enjoy:

Is this the real life? Is this just breastiny?
Caught in a boobslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, rush up in the size and see
I'm just a poor Jon, I need no big tiddy
Because I'm easy come, easy grow, little high, little low
Any way the boob grows doesn't really matter to me, to me
[Verse 1]
Rosa, stopped being a man
Put a crown atop my head, said “pull the trigger”, now Jon's dead
Rosa, stream had just begun
But now I'm thick and busty all the way
Rosa, ooh, didn't mean to make stream die
If I'm not back online this time tomorrow
Go watch Tom, go watch Tom as if nothing really matters
[Verse 2]
Too late, the damage’s done
Hear cracking in my spine, back is aching all the time
Goodbye, my good posture, you've got to go
Gotta leave my back behind and face the pain
Rosa, ooh (Any way the boob grows)
I wanna keep my job
That’s why I never use webcam at all

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I see a busty silhouetto of an alt
Scaraboob, Scaraboob, will you do the Supercrown?
Thunderboob and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Rosaleo) Rosaleo, (Rosaleo) Rosaleo, Rosaleo will you grow magnifico
But I'm just a poor Jon, nobody spares me
She's just a Rosa from a poor twitch stream
Sparing her thighs from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy grow, will you give me pants?
Bisrosah! No, we will not give you pants
(Give me pants) Bisrosah! We will not give you pants
(Give me pants) Bisrosah! We will not give you pants
(Give me pants) Will not give you pants
(Give me pants) Will not give you pants
(Never, never, never, never give you pants) A-aaants
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh, Rosa mia, Rosa mia) Rosa mia, won’t give pants
Beelzeboob has a clevage put aside for me, for me, for me!
[Verse 4]
So you think you can crush me with your big bust size?
So you think you can stomp me with your giant thighs?
Oh, Rosa, can't do this to me, Rosa!
Just gotta step out, just gotta step right outta here
[Outro]
(Ooh)
(Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah)
No size really matters, anyone can see
Every size is valid
Every size is valid to me
Any way the boob grows

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