Sentae
Posted on 2020-03-05 07:17:43 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)    (Report as spam)
Jon. We have a situation.

When you left for PAX, the inherant chaos of the Joniverse was unable to be properly released. As you are Jon Prime, chaos needs to flow through you before it can reach the other realities. It became bottled up and something was formed...no. Something got out.

Last month I speculated about a 'NeutronJon' entitty existing. You informed me of a ShadowJon existing as your evil counterpart, but you also mentioned one other.

After running into him, it all made sense:
Things working out, even when they shouldn't.
Altering reality to fit his needs.
A power that can only bedscribed as luck. Annoying luck.
Annoying enough to irritate all the other Jons...annoying them with this luck...and puns.

I don't know if this is truly a bad thing, but I fear for the mental health of you and the other Jons.

˙˙˙˙ǝɹǝɥ sᴉ uoſǝlᴉɯƎ

Sentae
Posted on 2020-03-05 07:23:41 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)    (Report as spam)
I assure you this has to do with tonight's stream. I know you saw the glitches, crashes, and BS meteor showers that appeared.
Such is his power. His power might be meatier than...
Was that a pun? I might be infected.

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